Chapter 2: Coming soon!*
*Legal disclaimer: The word “soon” is not intended to be literally interpreted to mean “soon”. Any instance of the appearance of the word “soon” in this blog should be inferred by the reader to mean “eventually”. The writer is not liable for any adverse emotional effects caused by the assumption that the word “soon”** signifies that a post will be made in the immediate or upcoming future.
**Addendum: The word “soon” starts to sound really weird if you say it enough times and loses all meaning.***
***Addendum 2: Not that it had any meaning in the first place, in this blog.